Dante, in a bit of midlife crisis angst, got lost in a dark and scary wood. The road was totally lost. |
See clip of menacing beasts. |
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Virgil, his favorite author, shows up to guide him the long way round. |
Dante visits Hell, pleasing Goths and Romantics for generations. See clip of gloom, doom, fire and ice. |
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Dante visits Purgatory, nice place, bit of a climb. |
See clip of Dante and Virgil hanging out, chatting. |
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Dante visits Heaven. See clip of Beatrice chewing out poor Dante. Close up of poor sad Dante. Brief dialog apology and then its on to Heaven and love, love, love. Peace. Tranquility. Singing. |
Clip of God, a giant Technicolor rose. The Primal Love that moves the sun, the moon, and the stars. Angels look like bees. Bzzzz like an alarm clock cue and then... |
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Dante and Virgil's Wild and wacky,
yet Elucidating Adventures
in the Lands
Buffalonius, Angelic, and Britannic,
with some small appearances by
familiar figures:
A comedy in 3 parts (3 parts each,
sortof)
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